Jocelyn's Cartoons: 2017

Friday 22 December 2017

Happy Brexmas

Santa standing in customs post staring at pile of wrapped presents, while customs official opens a toy train and makes ticks and crosses on a checklist. A sign above says 'CUSTOMS (BREXIT MEANS BREXIT)'

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Monday 20 November 2017

Google Babysitter

Google Babysitter robot, with TV screen in head showing the video of Peppa Pig slashing
her face. Scared toddler gazes at screen. Robot is narrating, 'And Peppa Pig self-harmed, took to drugs, and died. Google made lots of money, and everyone lived happily ever after — except for a few traumatised children'.
(10 November 2017: Unsuitable children's videos on YouTube.)

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A Google Babysitter robot sits on a chair, with a TV screen in its head showing the notorious video of Peppa Pig self-harming. A scared toddler gazes at screen. The robot is narrating, "And Peppa Pig self-harmed, took to drugs, and died. Google made lots of money, and everyone lived happily ever after — except for a few traumatised children."

Saturday 18 November 2017

Suffer, Little Children

YouTube master control console in Google HQ. Screen on console shows a Toy Freaks video, with anguished child. There's a switch labelled 'Delete' / 'Leave until New York Times notices',set to the latter position. Coins are pouring out of a hopper on the side of the console.
(18 November 2017: YouTube bans Toy Freaks.)

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YouTube master control console in Google HQ. A screen on the console shows a Toy Freaks video, with anguished child. To its right is a two-position switch labelled 'Delete' / 'Leave until New York Times notices'. It's set to the latter position. Coins are pouring out of a hopper on the side of the console.